I still have problems saying out loud how old I am. I used to dream about being this age but now that I am old, raggedy, fast approaching sell my by date 25 I have mixed feelings about it. I definitely understand it now when older women say that they enjoy being older because they have a better sense of self. I would definitely not trade that feeling for anything but, eish, it tough.
Eventually, I will stop moaning blogging about my age and until that day you guys will have to wait with baited breath.
I thought I would find reasons to motivate me to lose weight and I thought it would be cool to also find random reasons to motivate me to lose weight. My reasons are as follows:
- It saves petrol. Until just a few weeks ago I never knew that if a car is carrying more weight it will use more petrol. So now I will try to lose weight and also not give lifts to ANYONE. I don't care if you are on the side of the road dying and breathing your last breaths, promising me a million English pounds if I take you to the hospital. No. Not happening. Accept your fate. Die.
- Good ol' fashioned... vanity. I want to put on a tank top and be so excited to show off my muscular arms. My muscles will be so hot that when I put on a shirt, it will tear. I want a six pack. I want to put on a bikini and think "all you b*tches want to be me right now huh?"
- Career advancement. All my life I have been wanting to be a presenter on Top Billing. I swear if I ever die having not had the opportunity to be on Top Billing I will go on a hunger strike in heaven. Stru! I had an opportunity to audition for them earlier in the year and I think I did a very good job however I just took up the WHOLE screen when I watched myself on YouTube. I actually think I should have called this blog "Help me get me a job on Top Billing". I want to be BFFs with Joanne Strauss, Jeannie D and Basetsana Kumalo. THEY NEED ME IN THEIR LIVES!
- I would like to do the Two Oceans Marathon before I die a proper death.
- Finally, overall its cheaper to be thinner especially when buying clothes. When I go to a clothing shop for a sale, you can bet your left butt cheek all the sizes there will be big enough to fit my right thigh.
No single day is like another so probably the reasons why I want to lose weight will change and more will be added. It goes without saying that I want to lose weight for health and energy reasons as well. Life is random and so should be your outlook on life. Being too serious will give me wrinkles and a mental breakdown - then I will be committed to a mental institution. Those overalls do not flatter my bum at all.
So I decided to go watch your audition...some comments!
ReplyDeleteFirstly, you can definately do it - I say just try again next time they call for auditions but you need to not try rush through it, you ran it and ran out before hearing the judges comments and obviously, needs audition I wanna see you 10 kgs lighter :)