We are gathered here to tearfully say goodbye to Mother Larder. She suffered a great deal while taking her first class at biggest loser virgin active edition. She saw the light and this time she walked straight into it.
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So, the trainer worked me until I nearly vomitted. I'm not exaggerating. I had a couple of episodes where I had to stand for a while and concentrate very hard on not throwing up. Now when I tell all my friggin so called friends about my pain and expect sympathy, the egg heads tell me 'its good! It means you worked out'. In my head right now I'm projectile puking in their faces. Why do they not feel sorry for me!!!
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And in other news... I just heard that a friend of mine passed a very difficult accounting test and she is now so close to getting her degree!! Well done your royalthinness!
Time to sleep now. I can't feel my bum.
Xo
Mother Larder
ps. When I looked briefly at my gym card yesterday I could have sworn it says 'vagina active'. It made me laugh so hard it was a good ab work out. Ha!
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