Funny of the day

I just went to the bank now and I thought I would share the name of the person who was assisting me.... Miriam Christmas.... Seriously, No Jokes. WHAT WERE HER PARENTS THINKING?

As if!!!

I said today i would definately go to the VBox class. I could not wake up. I felt slightly sickly because of the heat. Yes heat can cause a cold, let me show you. HEAT=AIRCON. AIRCON + INSIDE = COOL. STEP OUTSIDE + HEAT = CRAZINESS IN THE BODY. BODY = CONFUSION and thus = SICKNESS.

So this evening I will go to boot camp class. Okay, Okay I will admit that I slightly wimped out because I am scared of the VBox instructor. The guy is crazy! My friend who is as thin as my nail sms'd me and she told me that she was knocking on death's door.

I am going to weigh this weekend and I will tell you exactly how much I weigh. Been running away from that for a while so its time we adressed that issue.

Have a whoopdidoo kinda day!

"This is it... Oh, I finally found the one"

Okay, so, today was a monumental kind of day! I woke up this morning at 04:55 and I went to the gym. It was so much fun because there were not too many people in the class. There must have been around 20 people as opposed to the 150 people that usually go to the evening classes. I worked out so hard that I thought I would drop about 15 kgs right then. It felt like I was burning more calories because the fans were not on. I thought to myself after the class, 'You fool! You can barely do star jumps yet you think you worked hard. It was just hot in the class'. So I went and showered and was on my way to starting the day.

One thing that I like the most about going in the morning is that nobody can mess with my time then. Usually after work I have got a ton of things do; this person needs a lift there, I must meet someone, I must run errands for motherdearest, I must go to church or I got class (as of next week).

The best part of this whole exercise (pun intended) is that I discovered a multivitamin that gives me so much energy I could burst! (Now, I am not being paid for this but I must give props to those who deserve it) I bought Turbovite with Ginseng in it and I feel like I can run up Mount Kilimanjaro, I have so much energy. For me it has been such a battle to do anything because I had no energy. You may say to me "Naledi, Oh beautiful one, if you eat the right foods and drink plenty of water you should have plenty of energy". My reply to you would "Bitch please, go and jump. Right foods' se gaat. I have got so many other commitments for my salary - buying all this fruit and veg all the time will mean i must use half of my salary." The next best thing then was Turbovite. I love Turbovite so much I could write a love song about it. I would call it.."Turbovite, how I love thee!"
The Lyrics something like this:
After my daily dose of Weetbix,
I whip you out of my bag,
I take just one of you and let you slide down my throat.
As you settle in my stomach,
together we start to make beautiful music
as you give me the energy I need to do the impossible....
Get through the day. Not just getting by - Oh no!
I glide through my day as I tick off the list of things that I need to do.
So from now on I will sing,
Turbovite, How I Love Thee!

So tommorrow I will attempt one of the hardest classes at gym - V-Box. Not looking forward to it as I heard the instructor is somewhat of a psycho.

Peace, Love, Turbovite.

Test post

I am doing 43 things.

Mission (im)Possible

I have been dying (slight exaggeration) to post an entry lately. But for the life of me I could not sign in. I was convinced my gmail account was deleted by google. For some reason this morning, I decided to try for the last time to sign in before I start a new blog and VOILA! I could literally hear the angels singing HALLELUJAH! Life is good again. My did I miss writing!

So, how are you cyberworld? I am fine thanks and you?

Its the begining of a new year and with new year comes resolutions and with resolutions come setting yourself-up-for-failure-and-wanting-to-slit-your-wrists-because-you-did-not-follow-through-with-your-resolutions sessions. Me, being me (as if I could ever be someone else) I decided fudge resolutions I am going to have goals. My main goal is to have goals that are not beyond achieving but also they must be a step towards achieving the ultimate goal which is of course ending world hunger and achieving world peace single handedly.

So, my goals for the year are:

1. Go to the gym 3 times in the morning. As of next week. Seriously. No jokes. Why are you laughing? I know waking up for me is a mission but don't judge. I will do it. I have a plan. The plan is called MULTIVITAMIS, TURBOVITE AND SUPRADIN. Yes? Yes. 
2. Since I am now officially a third year student, (yes I am!) I have to HAVE TO aim for distinctions so that universities  will trip over themselves to offer me scholarships to study my postgrad in Development Economics. And, so that I can land a  nice coushy job that will pay me enough to change the world. (all in a day's work really)
3. Work on my spirit man. I am the type of person who accepts people for who they are and almost to a point where I dont want to offend by talking about my faith. Dont get me wrong, I'm not a Bible basher. In fact I dont really like Bible Bashers, they have a tendency of boring me. But I need to be more definitive about who I am and who I want to be. I can't get far in life without working on the core part of me. It's crazy and stupid because until I adress that I will constantly be searching for some great big revelation and chasing the latest craze. I can fool everyone else but I cant fool myself. I always say that last five minutes before you fall asleep, when you are completely real with yourself and there is no one around; what goes on in my head and heart?
4. To be very present at work and knock everyone's socks off with my competency. I have been just getting by at work with doing what is required and never REALLY going the extra mile. I need to show up more. Not to only prove to others but to be happy with myself. I need to be one of those people who are headhunted because they are simply AWESOME!

As the weeks go by I will post some more goals because I cant rember all of them right now.

Just for your enjoyment click on this link and see me work my magic in an effort to becoming the next Top Billing presenter simply because I am the bombdiggidy.